Let us entertain you

I think we have 2 comedians for children. A recently crawling baby who likes to reside under the dining table, surveilling our movements. She suffers no casualties when crawling about, batting obstacles out of her way without even a glance to check what she is batting, muttering the words "dirty" (I am constantly telling her not to touch and pick things up which she inevitably puts straight into her mouth) and "doggie"

And, a little boy who loves to dance and show us his moves. I have just dug out from the barn a small stereo which we never used. He is made up that he can play music now. I knew it would come in useful 1 day.